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I am Blue/White
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Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
Category Archives: Humor
A scientific study on a longtime Internet problem
Share this blog if you are addicted to social media sharing and want to spread knowledge. Every day, millions of people are becoming hooked on sharing various things through social media. Internet Friends Using Computers Kompulsively (known as Internet FUCKing, … Continue reading
Posted in Computers and Internet, Humor, Random Thoughts, Socializing
Tagged goofing off, I-FUCK, Internet Fucking, parody science, social media
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My Living Will
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just … Continue reading
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Stay!
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress … Continue reading
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Explanation of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading
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Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung … Continue reading
Work vs. Prison
IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORK … you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON…you get three meals a day.AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal … Continue reading
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Italian Tomato Garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The … Continue reading
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Have You Ever Danced?
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied … Continue reading
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Photography
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an … Continue reading
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How to Call the Police When You’re Old and Don’t Move Fast Anymore
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back … Continue reading
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